Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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