i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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