if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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