Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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