grandma shit on top of the toilet
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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