I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
