I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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