his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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