So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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