What did we do last night that was yellow?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I need a beard to bite.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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