next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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