In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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