escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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