I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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