Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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