K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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