I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think i got beer on your cat.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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