I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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