So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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