So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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