Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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