absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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