You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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