She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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