So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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