You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
