do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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