I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
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his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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