What a fucking waste of an outfit
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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