i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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