I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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