dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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