How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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