I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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