i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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