no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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