I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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