please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize