he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Welp...herpes.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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