Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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