Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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