I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think I am morally bankrupt
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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