they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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