tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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