Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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