I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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