You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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