just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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