I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just blew my weed a kiss
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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