I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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