In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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