im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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