Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
