If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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