I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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