the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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