question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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