can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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