that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
