it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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